Friday, December 29, 2006

'Appeeee New Yearrr !!!

The emails have started to pour in.The IT industry has finally decided to acknowledge that this is the last working day of this year !!!
I ve decided that I’m going to start by doing something that I’ve never done before.I shall write (or atleast space it out like ) a poem :-D

A year sped by,
And anothers about to start afresh.
I’ve broken all my earlier resolves,
But I’m still making new ones.
For the coming year,
Is not about the old,
But abt bringing in the new.
Get over whats over,
And gear up for the new year.
Tread where you feared to,
Do what you didn’t dare to.
Bring in lots more fun,lots more cheer,
‘cos it’s a Happy New year !!

{ I so feel like singing Ilamai Idho Idho after writing this..Somehow no new Year is complete without watching Kamal jumping in his jinjinakka sleeveless suit on that motorbike saying “Happeeee New Yearrr “..I love it!!! ]
 
posted by Couch Potato at 12/29/2006 04:06:00 PM, | 0 comments
Wednesday, December 27, 2006

New Year Resolutions

Out goes the old,in comes the new..i mean,new year resolutions.
I make them ,just to break them.
Still,I ll make them.This years list.

Become one hell of a fitness freak.I’ve always wanted to be one of those trendy sporty woman they show in the Nike or Reebok ads,branded tracks,tied up ponytail,sleek hairband on,some kind of a hi tech digi watch on wrist,Walkman also goes .I want to become a hardcore workout woman and work off all that flab.

Religiously read the whole newspaper,especially the headlines .And not just the supplementary.I want to stop reading the newspaper backwards.

Stop cluttering my handbag. My handbag looks more and more like a backpack.Its bulging and any minute it might burst.It contains some really extraordinary stuff that u don’t normally find in handbags,like marbles,lollipop,chocolate wrappers,nail file,old movie tickets,expired gift vouchers.

Stop wiggling one of my legs all the time while I’m seated.Someone told me that increases the risk of a heart-attack.Im worried it makes me looks like someone whos desperate to visit the toilet.

Stop asking one stupid ,aggravating question,namely,”Are you angry?” .Especially ,after deliberately doing something to drive the other person up the wall.

Stop being so paranoid.I look under my bed as soon as I enter my house.

Stop pseudo-driving the car while in the navigator seat.I keep putting imaginary brakes when the driver doesn’t.Like the cars gonna stop.I’ve a driving license that I got 5 years ago for driving in a straight line on Beach Road,Chennai and for incrementally increasing the gears. That doesn’t surely qualify me to advise someone whos been driving on the crazy Indian roads for ages.

And I think ,I forgot one most important resolution.Stop making New Year resolutions.
 
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Tuesday, December 19, 2006

Weekend Highlight

The weekend was verrry entertaining,for about ten seconds ,when Sreesanth was batting in the test match against SA.His little “Cadbury” jig may have earned him his ten seconds to fame,more than the sixer that he hit off his bat a wee second earlier.I was just wondering why NDTV still hasn’t conducted an opinion poll on whether Sreesanth should or should not have done his little break-dance(Or have they,while I am writing this post?).Or why Barkha Dutt hasn’t debated yet on “Code of Conduct on the Field-Do Indians stick to it?”.
In my opinion ,that was uncalled for.Of course,when it happened,it was really exhilarating and nice to watch him enjoy his sweet little revenge (God knows what Andre Nell said ...).But ,in retrospect … did he learn break dance from our great Gaptain???? ;-)
 
posted by Couch Potato at 12/19/2006 03:15:00 PM, | 1 comments

Hyd @ Sunset..






or Sunset in Hyderabad? As you like it...


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posted by Couch Potato at 12/19/2006 09:58:00 AM, | 3 comments
Monday, December 11, 2006

Dhoom2-Whats all the fuss about?

Dhoom2 -Could be easily nominated for the worst movie of the year.And whats more,it has a 100% chance of winning that.
Hrithik -The saving grace of the movie.The ONLY reason to bear the 2 hr torture.

Abhishek - Poor thing.Weak characterisation + pathetic dancing skills.Next to Hrithik,he cuts a sorry figure.

Bipasha - Looks really good.Does justice to her near non-existent character in the movie.Wish she had played Aish's role.Shes used to bare minimal clothing.So she carries of almost any costume with elan.

Aish - She better cover up.She looks awfully uncomfortable in most of the scenes.Perhaps 'cos shes not used to skimpy clothing.Also,terribly bad acting.Theres absolutely no chemistry between her and Hrithik.And very patchy makeup that makes her look bad in most of the scenes.She looks good only in one or two songs.Makes you wonder if blowing up that whole kissing scene was just a publicity stunt to get people to watch the movie.

Story - ? Whats that ? Theres nothing like that in this movie.

Overall,Dhoom 2 has left me with a bad taste in my mouth.It'll linger till I watch a good movie.

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Friday, December 8, 2006

Event (mis)management

Yesterday,had been to a team outing at a nearby resort.As usual,some events had been planned by an event manager.I’ve participated in such events before and found them to be fun.But this one took the cake(the wrong way round ,though).I don’t know what sort of contorted thinking u need to have to come up with these games. 1.Pass a card(the size of a visiting card),by holding it with your nose and your mouth(like,you got to pout and balance the card between nose and mouth) and pass it like that to the next in line.He has to take the card from you with his nose and mouth.Thank god,for being in India,the ladies were spared this highly absurd act(we were allowed to pass with our hands).But the guys looked so gay trying to “make a pass” to their male colleagues ;-) 2.Potato race : Carry as many potatoes as you can between your thighs(???) and drop it into a circle at the finish line ..What was the event manager thinking ??? That’s like performing your morning ablutions in public view. Only difference is ,you are dropping potatoes.But,this one was hilarious to watch.Most of the participants(and all were guys,mind you,only they enjoy doing crazy acts in public,I think) ,with the potatoes between their thighs,looked like they had been constipated for months together ,and finally happy at the thought of relieving themselves at the finish line :-)

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posted by Couch Potato at 12/08/2006 03:02:00 PM, | 0 comments

Till death do us part !

Two days back,had dinner at Basera.The place was decorated like a mehfil(the kind in Devdas,but a little toned down ).The food was supposed to be good.And I was terribly hungry,having missed lunch.So ,I ordered an American chopsuey for myself(well,the deal was that I had to finish the whole thing myself).When the food arrived,I ,for some peculiar reason,couldnt eat and felt full with just 1/2 of hot n sour soup.As i started to make the usual i-cant-eat-anymore expressions,
Husband:You are finishing it.
Me:I cant ,unless you want me to die on the spot.
Husband:You ARE finishing it(wicked grin)
Enna family !!

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Wednesday, December 6, 2006

Young@ vocab

“What does this remind you of?” ,he said as he pushed a shapely 7-up bottle towards the other chap.
After receiving the usual,I don’t know shrug from the other guy ,he said “Mallika Sherawat! Awesome right?”.
Recently ,when I was traveling by train,I happened to “overhear” this piece of conversation between a ,say,50 yr old and a young man.[I wouldn’t call it eavesdropping.What else can you do when people sitting right next to you make it a point to shout their lungs out instead of speaking at normal decibel levels?Besides,it seemed liked the family never talk to each other at home.They must have decided to do a lifetime of talking in the train.Non-stop.].Of course,it was the 50 year old who quipped about Mallika Sherawat.The “old man” seemed to be really verry young at heart,or so he thought.I heard lots of “damn” and “ get our asses back here” “crap” “bloody b*****ds” ,”Sensuous”, and words like that in his conversation.What makes some old people think that by using slang like that,they can bridge the gap with the youngsters ,that they can prove that they are cool,that they are still sweet 16 at heart and in vocab??? I just don’t get it. And yea,when they were about to get off the train,he quipped yet again “Hey,lets not forget to take Mallika Sherawat with us,ok?”

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posted by Couch Potato at 12/06/2006 11:04:00 AM, | 0 comments