Tuesday, January 16, 2007
Whats in a name ?
How would you introduce yourself if you are named “Balu” ?
Here is one extremely aggravating way to do it .
X : Hi,I’m Mr.X.
Balu : Hi,so you’re Mr.X.So,do you drink coffee?
X : [highy confused.thats not a question a total stranger asks you in his very first meeting,right?] Yea….I do…
Balu : So,what do you put in your coffee ?
X : [Even more confused] C..Coffee Powder ?
Balu: What else ?
X : Er..water ?
Balu : And ?
X : Mmm.sugar ?
Balu : And ?
X : I dunno..
Balu : Milk,Sir !! You forgot ! Milk is the most important ingredient.And I am that Milk. Paalu..I am that milk..Balu ..heh..my name is Balu u see….
[By now,X is contemplating suicide.]
[ P.S :- One that I heard while I was desperately trying to keep myself awake to board an Air Deccan flight that was delayed by 3 hours.This is a true life incident narrated to me by my co-passenger.Poor thing, I dunno how he survived to tell his tale of woe to me ]
Here is one extremely aggravating way to do it .
X : Hi,I’m Mr.X.
Balu : Hi,so you’re Mr.X.So,do you drink coffee?
X : [highy confused.thats not a question a total stranger asks you in his very first meeting,right?] Yea….I do…
Balu : So,what do you put in your coffee ?
X : [Even more confused] C..Coffee Powder ?
Balu: What else ?
X : Er..water ?
Balu : And ?
X : Mmm.sugar ?
Balu : And ?
X : I dunno..
Balu : Milk,Sir !! You forgot ! Milk is the most important ingredient.And I am that Milk. Paalu..I am that milk..Balu ..heh..my name is Balu u see….
[By now,X is contemplating suicide.]
[ P.S :- One that I heard while I was desperately trying to keep myself awake to board an Air Deccan flight that was delayed by 3 hours.This is a true life incident narrated to me by my co-passenger.Poor thing, I dunno how he survived to tell his tale of woe to me ]
yaaro nalla yarukko mokkai pottirukaanga
1. That balu to your airdeccan co-passenger
2. AD co-passenger to you for time pass
3. You to us (hehe :))